Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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