i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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