David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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