IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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