I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
