This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
This house was built for laser tag.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Pooping to opera.
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