im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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