Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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