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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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