gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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