He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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