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(248): View more from Michigan

how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this

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(330): View more from Ohio

when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk

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(619): View more from California

i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?

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(775): View more from Nevada

He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face

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(925): View more from California

Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.

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How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND

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(646): View more from New York

Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast

(646): View more from New York

But I am godly

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