? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
