I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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