My nipple is on Facebook.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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