if you like me you must not know who I am
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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