I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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