My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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