i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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