why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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