i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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