therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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