Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
why is half of my head shaved?
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