Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just invented taco cereal.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So here I am, sexting at work.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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