I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
They took my balls.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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