So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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