If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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