I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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