I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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