okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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