i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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