party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
