I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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