He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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