My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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