Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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