I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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