We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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