I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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