tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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