p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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