we have officially lost it.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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