My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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