I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
A+ Viking dick
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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