i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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