I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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