i don't like sucking hair
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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