id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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