all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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