yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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