Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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