Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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