He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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