I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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