Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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