weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think i peed on brittanys purse
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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