It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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